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Yesterday
4:15 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Set On Zenith Deal, Warming Shelters Close, and Sixth Memphis Cop Placed on Leave
Abe Asher
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Fri
5:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Memphis Police Release Brutal Video of Cops Murdering Tyre Nichols, While Portland Officials Urge Calm (Good Luck With That)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Thu
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: New Timbers CEO Praises Paulson, 600 City Workers Plan to Strike, and Memphis Cops Charged with Murder
Abe Asher
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Jan 25
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Hall's Suspicious New Security Team, Charter Reform is Happening, and Facebook Reinstates Trump (What Could Go Wrong?)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 24
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mike Pence Had Classified Docs, Thorns Trainer and Assistant Coach Fired for Inappropriate Conduct
Suzette Smith
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Jan 23
4:11 PM
Good Afternoon, News: New Abortion Care Hotline, Housing Prices Drop (But Not Enough), and Investigation Into LA Shooting Continues
Abe Asher
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Jan 20
4:14 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Hall's Toxic Workplace, Accused Coward Accused of Murder, and Supreme Court Detectives are the WORST Detectives
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 19
4:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wildfire Funding, Measure 110's Unclear Success, and Updates on Monkeys (the Animal) and Seal (the Human)
Elinor Jones
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Jan 18
4:19 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Portland Parks Troubles, How to (Not) Fight Infectious Disease, and Why French Women Don't Die Young
Elinor Jones
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Jan 17
5:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Fort Stevens Sperm Whale to Decompose, Newberg's Political Symbols Policy Is "Gone," and George Santos Was Seated on TWO House Committees
Suzette Smith
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Jan 13
3:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Sam Adams Defends Hasty Exit, the Unwelcome Return of People for Portland, and Republicans Vote Against Women Showing Bare Skin
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 12
4:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: More Measure 114 Drama, Transportation Director Escapes City Hall, and a New Special Counsel to Investigate Biden Just Dropped
Abe Asher
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Jan 11
4:40 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Sam Adams' Mysterious Departure, the Incredible Shrinking Oregon, and Biden Gives Squealing GOP More to Squeal About
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 10
4:44 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Sam Adams Will Resign, Living Room Theaters Strike Expected to End Tonight, and Biden's Classified Documents Are Weak Sauce
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Jan 9
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Thorns Hire New Coach, Kotek Sworn In, and Fallout from Brazil Insurrection Attempt
Abe Asher
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Jan 6
4:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Iconic House Speaker Shenanigans 2023, Rose Quarter Redesign Puts Cars Over Pedestrian Safety, and Portland's Esports Bar for Vegan Gamers
Suzette Smith
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Jan 5
4:48 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Oregon is Number One (In Voting), the Thursday "Dog of the Day," and Republican Clown Car Continues Sloooooow Crash
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 4
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Republicans Hate McCarthy, "Cagey" Wheeler on Crutches, and Goodbye Sweet Alex! ❤️
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 3
5:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: FDA Allows Abortion Pills To Be Dispensed by Pharmacies, and Once More—but Not for Much Longer—Portland’s City Bureau Musical Chairs
Suzette Smith
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Dec 22
4:53 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Portland's Dangerous Chill, Honoring the Memory of Our Homeless Neighbors, and Holiday Traveling Just Turned Into a Freaking NIGHTMARE 💀
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 20
4:47 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Multnomah County Warming Shelters Open Tomorrow, Jo Ann Hardesty Talks PBOT, and a Decidedly Mid Earthquake Strikes 100 Miles South of Oregon
Suzette Smith
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Dec 19
4:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Grand Jury Clears Shooter Cop, a Snowy Friday Prediction, and Verrry Bad News for Trump, Musk, AND Weinstein! 😊
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 16
4:19 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Elon Musk Tries to Ban His Way Out of Hypocrisy Corner, Brittney Griner Wants to Return to WNBA, and the Multnomah County Time Capsule's Contents
Suzette Smith
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Dec 15
4:29 PM
Good Afternoon, News: County Rebuffs Mayor's Terrible Homeless Plan, Portland Street Response a Victim of Their Success, and Thousands of JFK Assassination Records Released
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 14
5:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mayor Loves "Expert Advice"... from California, NWSL Releases Damning Report, and Deadly Storm Hits New Orleans
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 13
4:43 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Biden Signs Respect for Marriage Act, Oregon Gas Prices Down, and SBF Arrested in the Bahamas
Suzette Smith
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Dec 12
5:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wheeler Courts Blood-Thirsty Biz Pals, a Massive Winter Storm, and Elon Musk Gets the "BOOs" He Deserves
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 9
3:49 PM
Good Afternoon, News: I-5 Bridge Project Now More Expensive, Trump Fails the Cornavirus Report, and Being "Awash in Illegal Marijuana" Sounds Nice
Suzette Smith
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Dec 8
4:46 PM
Good Afternoon. News: So Long, Shroom House, Black Portlanders' Lawsuit Against the City and Legacy, and Same-Sex Marriage Bill Passes Congress
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 7
4:17 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Gonzalez Goofs Up Again, AG Pushes Supreme Court to Overrule Harney Judge, and MORE Classified Docs Found in Trump Storage Unit
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 6
4:12 PM
Good Afternoon, News: The Georgia Runoff Ends Tonight, Judge Fight (!) Over Measure 114, and 17 Counts of Fraud for Trump Organization Entities
Suzette Smith
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Dec 5
4:49 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Oregon AG Asks for Measure 114 Delay, Ryan Staffer Resigns Over Homeless Criminalization, and Supreme Court Smiles Upon Homophobe
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 2
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Takeoff Was an Innocent Bystander, Portland Resignation Tea, and Seal Facial Recognition
Suzette Smith
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Dec 1
4:54 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Merritt Paulson Half-Asses It, Gun Humpers Try to Torpedo Measure 114, and Trump Loses His "Special Master"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 30
4:06 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Council Funds Plan That Will Create More Homelessness, Murder Rates Rise Following Mayor's Fixes, and RIP Christine McVie
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 29
4:46 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Senate Moves to Protect Same-Sex Marraige, Oath Keepers Found Guilty of Conspiracy, and Portland Ends Use of "Flash-Bang" Grenades
Suzette Smith
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Nov 28
3:53 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Nearly 1,700 Homeless Now Have Homes, Wheeler Still Wants Internment Camps, and Arizona Republicans Refuse to Certify Election
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 25
4:39 PM
Good Afternoon, New: Running Down the Measure 114 Clock, Nation Shocked (?) at Trump's Far Right Dinner Guests, and Twitter Quitters Seek Retreat
Suzette Smith
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Nov 23
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Salt & Straw Threatens City, State Claims "No Impact" from I-5 Expansion, and Don't Pack Your Cat in Your Suitcase
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 22
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mike Schmidt Lambasts Defense Attorney Shortage, Trump's Tax Returns Released, and Hewlett-Packard Plans Layoffs
Suzette Smith
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Nov 21
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Brown Pardons Thousands for Pot Possession, Oregon Sheriffs Refuse to Do Their Job, and Club Q's Hero Was Hassled by Police... Because OF COURSE
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 18
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: End of Imelda's Era, Afuri Doin' the Union Thing, and Blackouts Across Ukraine
Suzette Smith
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Nov 17
3:58 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Council Plays Political Games with the Homeless, Renaming the Sauvie Island Bridge, and Au Revoir, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 16
4:56 PM
Good Afternoon, News: PBA Tried to Torpedo Charter Reform, Panicky Oregon Cowards Snatch Up All the Guns, and Republicans Gain Control of the House (Barely!)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 15
5:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Russian Missile Hits Poland (NATO Is Considering Article 4), and the Portland Business Alliance Spent Big Against Charter Reform
Suzette Smith
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Nov 14
3:55 PM
Good Afternoon, News: "Phase 2" of Charter Reform, Mayor Wheeler's Missing Texts, and the Trouble with Codifying Abortion Rights
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 11
4:43 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Texas Judge v. Student Debt Forgiveness, Wheeler's Plan to Fund the Portland Camps, and Get on the Gucci Bus
Suzette Smith
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Nov 10
4:08 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Drazan Refuses to Concede, Gonzalez Shows Love to Patriot Prayer Member, and Alex Jones Fined AGAIN 😂
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 9
4:05 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Kotek and JVP Look Like Wins, Jo Ann Concedes, and When Do We Get Our New Portland Government?
Suzette Smith
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Nov 8
4:40 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Everything's Coming Up Midterms, Twitter Could Break Tonight, and Clackamas County Adds Results Reporting
Suzette Smith
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